Ideas to Annoy People

31.
Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

32.
Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

33.
Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

34.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

35.
Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

36.
Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

37.
Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

38.
Honk and wave to strangers.

39.
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

40.
In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

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