Ideas to Annoy People

11.
Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

12.
Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

13.
Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

14.
Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

15.
Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

16.
Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

17.
Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

18.
Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

19.
Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

20.
Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

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